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CainYou scored 65% Pride, 77% Envy, 12% Ambition, and 70% Deceitfulness!You are Cain, the world's first murderer and one of the Bible's first villains. You murdered your brother in cold blood just because God liked your brother's offering more than He liked yours. Only an envious/cruel person could commit such a horrible act for a reason that, quite frankly, was incredibly stupid. To make matters worse, you even tried to lie to God about it afterwards. I guess you couldn't help yourself; you like to deceive people and you are probably somewhat good at it. When God decided that your offering was unacceptable, your countenance immediately fell and you became exceeding wroth. In other words, you lost your composure and got pissed off. This is because you are a rather prideful person, and can't stand criticism from God or anybody else. Of course, all of this could have been avoided if you just gave God a decent offering. Seeing that you are not much of a hard worker, let alone an overachiever, you figured that you'd give God a "just enough to get by" offering. Unfortunately, you failed. Maybe in the future you'll learn from this mistake and try not to be so lazy.My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other peopleyour age and gender:You scored higher than74%onPrideYou scored higher than93%onEnvyYou scored higher than0%onAmbitionYou scored higher than89%onDeceitfulnessLink:The Which Biblical Villain Are You Testwritten byMetalliScatsonOk Cupid
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Re:The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test

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See, I knew it. I can't even be a bloody villian properly. There must still be some of that dastardly legalism lurking somewhere in my soul.

 

A Child of Israel
You scored 40% Pride, 20% Envy, 10% Ambition, and 15% Deceitfulness!
You are one of the Children of Israel. There were many good Children of Isreal (e.g. Jesus, Moses, Elijah, Daniel, Peter, and so on). However, for the purposes of this test, you are one of the bad Children of Israel. You are part of the chosen race of God, but in the Bible it seemed like you could never stop complaining and messing up. You are not really a biblical villain in the traditional sense. In fact, you possess a lot of godly qualities. You are humble, you love your neighbors, and you are quite trustworthy. However, your relative slothfulness and recalcitrance made it impossible for you to strive to reach the high purpose that God had for you. You were content to do just enough to get by. Therefore, since you're striving was not with God...it was against God. This is why you are considered a villain.



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You scored higher than 30% on Pride
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You scored higher than 13% on Envy
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You scored higher than 0% on Ambition
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You scored higher than 3% on Deceitfulness

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See, I knew it. I can't even be a bloody villian properly. There must still be some of that dastardly legalism lurking somewhere in my soul.A Child of IsraelYou scored 40% Pride, 20% Envy, 10% Ambition, and 15% Deceitfulness!You are one of the Children of Israel. There were many good Children of Isreal (e.g. Jesus, Moses, Elijah, Daniel, Peter, and so on). However, for the purposes of this test, you are one of the bad Children of Israel. You are part of the chosen race of God, but in the Bible it seemed like you could never stop complaining and messing up. You are not really a biblical villain in the traditional sense. In fact, you possess a lot of godly qualities. You are humble, you love your n
Caiaphas
You scored 90% Pride, 42% Envy, 75% Ambition, and 57% Deceitfulness!
You are Caiaphas, the high priest of Israel. You were a member of a strict Jewish sect known as the Pharisees. Aside from praying in the temple, your mission in life was to have Jesus executed. You are a rather ambitious person and you tend to accomplish most of the goals that you set for yourself. This goal was no different. You managed to have Jesus (the Son of God) crucified in approximately the year 28 AD. You had to get rid of Jesus because he was an insult to your pride. Before Jesus showed up, you were the most righteous man in all of Israel. Jesus was not only more righteous than you were, he also pointed out faults in your righteousness. Your pride blinded you to Jesus' message and drove you to put the man to death. Of course you couldn't do this right away because many people viewed Jesus as a prophet. This is the point where your deceptive skills came in handy. You welcomed Jesus into Jerusalem as an honored prophet and three days later; you arrested him in the night and hastily set up a trial to execute him.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 97% on Pride
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You scored higher than 46% on Envy
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You scored higher than 73% on Ambition
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You scored higher than 66% on Deceitfulness
A man died and went to heaven. He was met by Jesus and Jesus began to show him around. As they walked they saw some amazing things. Some too beautiful and amazing to describe. Eventually they came to a huge wall and the man heard the sound of music, laughing and what basically sounded like a party coming from behind the wall. Curious, the man asked Jesus what was going on behind the wall. Jesus answered, "Shhhh!!! Not too loud. That"s the GRC. They think they"re the only ones here!!!"
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See, I knew it. I can't even be a bloody villian properly. There must still be some of that dastardly legalism lurking somewhere in my soul.

LOL - well next time you take a villain test you should lie! Hmm, that mightn't work for everybody though... I must have lied on mine to score higher than 89% than most on Deceitfulness I'm confusing myself now.

Has anyone noticed that the letters CAI are common letters for bible bad guys so far. Christian Assemblies International take note! CAI-n and CAI-aphas.

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King Nebuchadnezzar

You scored 52% Pride, 40% Envy, 55% Ambition, and 40% Deceitfulness!

You are King Nebuchadnezzar, the emperor of Babylon. You are part of a long tradition of Middle Eastern dictators. Like any good dictator, you possess the attributes of pride and ambition in good measure. Your ambitious nature drove you to conquer much of the Middle East, including the kingdom of Israel. You subsequently put the people of Israel into bondage. You also tend to be very direct with your friends and enemies alike. You prefer to tell people exactly what you�re going to do and how you�re going to do it. Your position in society and your imperial army give you the ability to do this with impunity. Unlike many Middle Eastern despots, you are a very good ruler and you happen to treat your own people quite well. You might be a biblical villain, but I�m sure you�d make a good dictator in the 21st century, if given the chance.


by the way... how did you guys go about getting these images onto the page? especially that bar graph? you must have used a similar trick...
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by the way... how did you guys go about getting these images onto the page? especially that bar graph? you must have used a similar trick...
At the end of the test your results will be accompanied with some htms code. Cut and paste the code into this message window while it is toggled into the 'view HTML Source'.
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thanks a lot bro. that's quite a nifty feature for a site...

i know how i missed it... i think my mind automatically overlooks anything that resembles an ad...
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The False Prophet
You scored 37% Pride, 90% Envy, 60% Ambition, and 90% Deceitfulness!
You are the False Prophet, a member of the unholy trinity along with The Antichrist and Satan. In the Bible, you are described as having two horns like a lamb, but speaking as a dragon. Essentially, this means that you are a master of deception. If only the people of the Earth knew better than to put their trust in you. You have the power to work miracles, including the ability to make fire rain down from heaven. Your primary goal on Earth is to force all people to worship the Antichrist. You are a very ambitious person, so you will carry out this task with a great zeal. After you're finished, people will not only worship the antichrist, but they will worship his image as well. That's impressive! In spite of your ambition, you know your role and are happy to serve under the Antichrist. This is because you are a humble person and don't mind sharing the spotlight with others. You are also a rather cruel person, so your goals line up quite well with the sinister plans of The Antichrist. No doubt, this is another reason why you won't mind serving him; You can both realize your evil dreams together. The picture shows you being cast into the lake of fire with the Antichrist.

OTHER BIBLICAL VILLAINS A Child of Israel The Serpent The Phillistine Judas Iscariot Jonah The Demon The Fallen Angel The False Prophet Goliath Pharaoh King Nebuchadnezzar Caiaphas King Saul Cain The Antichrist Satan



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 14% on Pride
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You scored higher than 96% on Envy
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You scored higher than 51% on Ambition
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You scored higher than 98% on Deceitfulness
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This is kind of funny considering I'm actually about 5 feet tall.

Goliath

You scored 52% Pride, 50% Envy, 17% Ambition, and 45% Deceitfulness!

You are Goliath, a proud warrior of your people. Though despite your personal glory, you remained a foot soldier instead of the king that you probably could have been. This is because you are content to let someone else dominate the world. You are rather lazy and unmotivated, so naturally, you tend to avoid positions of responsibility like the plague. You are a gentle hero to your countrymen (i.e. your friends, family, social groups), but a despised villain to people outside of these groups. This is probably due to your arrogance and open hostility. In fact, you are very well known for your directness and your "mean what you say, say what you mean" attitude. This attribute, combined with your pride, gives you an uncanny resemblance to the WWF wrestlers of today - you are viewed as either a hero or a villain depending on the allegiance of the fans.


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