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MothandRust
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Date Posted:09/05/2008 10:56 PMCopy HTML

In 1208 Christian armed forces attacked the town of Beziers, France slaughtering 20,000 men, women and children accused of heresy. When the commanding legate, Arnaud, was asked how to tell the heretics from the believers he answered, 'Kill them all, let God sort them out.' (1)

Today, as Christians migrate between boutique doctrines, sampling myriad designer beliefs it's even MORE important to quickly discern the fiber of another's faith. Borrowing, yet again, from the queer community we offer the following hanky code. This way you won't accidently pray with the 'wrong kind of people' at the next PromiseKeeper's Event.

Wear the appropriate hankies in either your left or right back pant's pocket depending on your beliefs.

Antinomianism | Eternal Security
Left:Once saved, always saved
Right:Salvation at risk

Baptism
Left:Sprinkle
Right:Dunk

Creationism accepted
Left:metaphorically
Right:literally

Life begins at
Left:birth
Right:conception

Racial Reconciliation
Left:no mixing
Right:now accepting donations from other races

The Last Days
Left:postmillenarian
Right:postmillenarian

Pentacost
Left:era dependent
Right:living it now

Glossolalia | Speaking in Tongues
Left:gift of the Holy Ghost
Right:ridiculous gibberish

Snake handling
Left:not inspired by the Holy Spirit
Right:inspired by the Holy Spirit

Christian Identity
Left:race traitor
Right:white is right

Reconstructionism
Left:America: Love it or leave it
Right:bring back the stake

Flat Earth
Left:denies
Right:God said it, I believe it

Gravity
Left:it's not just a good idea, it's the law
Right:a deception of Satan
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Re:The Christian Hanky Code

Date Posted:09/05/2008 11:28 PMCopy HTML

I DON'T HAVE A POCKET LARGE ENOUGH FOR ALL THE HANKIES ?

HELP !!WHAT DO I DO ?

GLAD
"Faith is not about everything turning out OK; Faith is about being OK no matter how things turn out."
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Re:The Christian Hanky Code

Date Posted:10/05/2008 12:47 AMCopy HTML

How many would you wear Mothy?

Just wondering :biggrin:

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