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Date Posted:22/01/2011 4:40 AMCopy HTML

 Friends, its a crazy upside down world ... all the best

 

 AH TODAY

 

 

In the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Australia and said:

"Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.  Build another  Ark   and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."

 

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying:

"You have 6 months to build the  Ark before I will start the unending rain in Queensland first for 40 days and 40 nights."

 

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah

Weeping in his yard - but no  Ark

 

"Noah!," He roared, "I've started the rain in Queensland!

Where is the    Ark?"

 

"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed."

 

"I needed a Building Permit."

 

"I've been arguing with the Boat Inspector

About the need for an on-board sprinkler system."

 

"My neighbours claim that I've violated the

Neighbourhood Bye-Laws by building the  Ark in my

Backyard  and exceeding the height limitations.  We had to

Go to the Councill Planning Committee for a decision."

 

"Then the Local Council and the Electricity Company demanded a shed load of money for the future costs of moving power

Lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the

Passage for the  Ark's move to the sea.  I told them

That the sea would be coming to us, but they would

Hear nothing of it."

 

"Getting the wood was another problem.  There's a ban

On cutting local trees in order to save the Greater Spotted Mopoke."

 

"I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the the Mopokes - but no go!"

"When I started gathering the animals the RSPCA took me to court. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will.  They

Argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and

It was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in

A confined space."

 

"Then the Environmental Protection Agency ruled that I couldn't build the    Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study

On your proposed flood."

 

"I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the

Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm

Supposed to hire for my building gang."

 

"Immigration are checking the

Visa status of most of the people who want to work."

 

"The trades unions say I can't use my sons.  They

Insist I have to hire only Union workers with

Ark-building experience."

 

"To make matters worse, the Australian Taxation Office seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally

With endangered species."

 

"So, forgive me, Lord, but it will take at least 10

Years for me to finish this  Ark."

 

 

Suddenly the skies cleared over Queensland, the sun began to shine,

And a rainbow stretched across the sky." 

 

Noah looked up in wonder and asked,

"You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"

 

"No," said the Lord.

 

" The Australian Government beat me to it."

 
I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen; not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. C.S.Lewis.
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