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Date Posted:20/10/2007 10:46 AMCopy HTML

A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him.She wanted to give him thefeeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle it.She asked a neighborif shewould please follow him to school in the mornings,staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her. She said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed. The next school day, the neighbor and her little girl set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighborgirlhe knew. She did this for the whole week. As thetwo walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy's littlefriend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week.Finally she said to Timmy, "Have you noticed thatlady following us to school all week? Do you know her?" Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is." Thelittle girlsaid, "Well, who is she?""That's just Shirley Goodnest," Timmy replied, "and her daughter Marcy." "Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she following us? " "Well," Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much.And in thePsalm, it says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!"The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make His face to shine upon you, and be graciousuntoyou; the Lord lift His countenance upon you, and give you peace. May Shirley Goodnest and Marcy be with you today and always.
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Re:JUST A CUTE JOKE.

Date Posted:20/10/2007 10:46 AMCopy HTML

                                                          A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to
                                                                                                                                                                         school. 

                                      He didn't want his mother to walk with him. 

She wanted to give  him  the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was
 safe.

  So she had an idea of how to handle it. 

She asked a neighbor if she would please follow him to school in the mornings,

staying at a distance,  so he probably wouldn't notice her.

 She said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway,
it would  be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she
 agreed.

  The next school day, the neighbor and her little girl set out
 following  behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor girl he knew.
She did this for the whole week.

  As the two walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs,
 Timmy's little friend noticed  the same lady was following them as she seemed
 to do every day all week. Finally she said to Timmy, "Have you
 noticed that lady following us to school all week?

   Do you know her?"
  Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is."
  The little girl said, "Well, who is she?"


"That's just Shirley Goodnest," Timmy replied, "and her
 daughter Marcy."


  "Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she
 following us? "

  "Well,"   Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say
 the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much. 

And  in the Psalm, it says,  'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me
 all  the days of my life', so I  guess I'll just have to get used to it!"

The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make His face to
shine upon you, and be gracious unto you; the Lord lift His countenance upon
you, and give you peace.

  May Shirley Goodnest and Marcy be with you today and always.

 

 

"Faith is not about everything turning out OK; Faith is about being OK no matter how things turn out."
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