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Date Posted:13/08/2008 6:19 AMCopy HTML

 

AVAILABLE NOW - EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
.

The course covers two days, and topics covered on this course include: 

 

DAY ONE:

-
TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion

- DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (pictures and graphics)

- DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate amongst a panel of experts

- REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote control - Helpline and support groups

- LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down whilst shouting - Open forum

 


DAY TWO:

-
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

- HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

Power Point presentation

- REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

- IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

- LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing


- HOWTO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

- REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

- GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available for one on one advice

 

 

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