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Date Posted:11/02/2011 10:02 PMCopy HTML

 
A real woman really is man's best friend. She will reassure him when he feels insecure & comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions & give into his most intimate desires. She makes him feel confident & sexy, seductive & invincible.......

No... Wait.....wait, I'm thinking of beer, it's beer that does that! Sorry!
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Date Posted:18/04/2011 7:50 AMCopy HTML

What has it to do with Revival Churches?
It seems you never allowed to anyone to be for you the support, stronghold and reliance you had wished for...

Better going out speechless out of situations keeping back others that really do like you while pouring some cold alcoholic drink into your face...

Wake up and find out that life is still keeping more for you than you are allowing to receive.
It is just a small decision.

Blessings, Amber
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Date Posted:18/04/2011 8:49 AMCopy HTML

Hey! Amber, darling, this is ‘The Funny Pages-Jokes, Games, Weirdities, and Oddities’ thread.

 

If nothing else it shows we ex Revs do have a sense of humour. Unlike the Revival Centres. Cost nothing to have a laugh now and again.

 

Ralph

PS If it offends you in any way, I will request the moderater have it removed.

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Date Posted:18/04/2011 10:25 AMCopy HTML

LOL, It's a joke about beer and her name is 'Amber'.

Funny
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Date Posted:18/04/2011 7:22 PMCopy HTML

Dear Ralph,

Sorry, at first I did not remark that we are here on the funny page.
Furthermore I thought it would have been written by someone else...

Everything is okay, there is no need to remove it.
I just thought it would have been seriously meant like this.

It is of course great that you are out and are in the position to just have fun.
And even more there is a reason for joy - Easter is no more that far.

So happy Easter in advance - there is no one anymore that prohibites anymore to spend time these days with family and friends.
Do have a great time!

Blessings, Amber
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