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Date Posted:12/09/2011 12:41 PMCopy HTML

Hi, Epi.

Here's a couple of jokes that I thought you'd like, girlie ;)

A man walked up to a Franciscan and Jesuit and asked, "How many novenas must you say to get a Mercedes Benz?" The Franciscan asked, "What's a Mercedes Benz?" The Jesuit asked, "What's a novena?"

Two men considering a religious vocation were having a conversation. "What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders? " the one asked. The second replied, "Well, they were both founded by Spaniards -- St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits. They were also both founded to combat heresy -- the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants." "What is different about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?" "Met any Albigensians lately?"

A Franciscan and Jesuit were debating which order was the greatest. So, they decided to ask for a sign from God. This is what they received falling down from heaven:

    My sons,

    Please stop bickering about such trivial matters,

    Sincerely,
    God, O.P.

And last, but by no means least:

Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute. It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let the person who has no sin cast the first stone." The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away. All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman. Jesus looks over and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mum."

Blessings,

Ian

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Hi Ian,

Ha ha ha ha ha.   Micks love a good laugh at themselves.  Mick jokes often appear in Church newsletters.  They especially like the slightly impious larrikin Irish jokes.

Revs on the other hand, apart from a few old well used corny Longfieldian jokes, don't share the same hunour.  I think they would cast a dim view on the numerics joke and an even dimmer view on the dedication one.......which I think most of them would get!

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hahaha so funny. :)
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