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Didaktikon
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Date Posted：12/09/2011 12:17 PMCopy HTML All,
After the dedication of his baby brother in his local assembly, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "The pastor said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys" :) Blessings, Ian email: didaktikon@gmail.com
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Re：A Revivalist joke Date Posted：12/09/2011 12:26 PMCopy HTML All,
Revivalists have got it wrong: the Pope isn't the antichrist, Barney the dinosuar is! Now I watched the show a few times when my kids were young, and there was nothing overtly wrong with it, or with Barney himself. But then I decided to take a leaf from the Revivalist book, and to my horror I discerned something very sinister under the surface! I have proof! Proof that Barney, the cute purple dinosaur, is the antichrist, and it can be proven through Bible Numerics! Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur. Step 1: Extract the Roman numerals from the given (remember since the Romans had no letter 'U', we must replace each instance of 'U' with a 'V'). Initial conversion: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Numerical extraction: CV V L DI V Step 2: Add them together: 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666 ;) Blessings, Ian email: didaktikon@gmail.com
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