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Date Posted:20/10/2007 10:46 AMCopy HTML A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to
school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him.She wanted to give him thefeeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was
safe. So she had an idea of how to handle it.She asked a neighborif shewould please follow him to school in the mornings,staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her. She said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway,
it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she
agreed. The next school day, the neighbor and her little girl set out
following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighborgirlhe knew.
She did this for the whole week. As thetwo walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs,
Timmy's littlefriend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed
to do every day all week.Finally she said to Timmy, "Have you
noticed thatlady following us to school all week? Do you know her?"
Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is."
Thelittle girlsaid, "Well, who is she?""That's just Shirley Goodnest," Timmy replied, "and her
daughter Marcy." "Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she
following us? " "Well," Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say
the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much.And in thePsalm, it says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me
all the days of my life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!"The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make His face to
shine upon you, and be graciousuntoyou; the Lord lift His countenance upon
you, and give you peace. May Shirley Goodnest and Marcy be with you today and always.
"Faith is not about everything turning out OK; Faith is about being OK no matter how things turn out."
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Re:JUST A CUTE JOKE. Date Posted:20/10/2007 10:46 AMCopy HTML A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was She asked a neighbor if she would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her. Do you know her?"
And in the Psalm, it says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make His face to
"Faith is not about everything turning out OK; Faith is about being OK no matter how things turn out."
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