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MothandRust

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Register：27/02/2004 11:21 PM

Date Posted：20/12/2010 12:48 PMCopy HTML

Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic : None
Candles only.

Baptists : At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken .

Episcopalians: 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None
Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish :
What's a light bulb?

Revivalists?
Whichever women are available... but If you don't speak in tongues we won't let you anywhere near our lightbulbs. Got it!

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Re：How many does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Very good Moth. Our Prezy minister made a joke like that about us, but instead of the predestination thing it was "None, you cant change anything". I think it was at a time he was getting some opposition about his wish to get rid of the old pews and replace them with modern comfy chairs. The great thing about the Presbyterian Church is that is demecratic. We had a vote, and got the new chairs. I guess we were pre-destined to have them.

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Title: How many does it take to change a lightbulb?
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MothandRust
Rank：Forum Oracle Score：41550 Posts：1881 From：Australia Register：27/02/2004 11:21 PM	Date Posted：20/12/2010 12:48 PMCopy HTML Charismatic : Only 1 Hands are already in the air. Pentecostal : 10 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians : None Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic : None Candles only. Baptists : At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken . Episcopalians: 3 One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was. Mormons : 5 One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. Unitarians : We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. Methodists : Undetermined Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass. Nazarene : 6 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy. Lutherans: None Lutherans don't believe in change. Amish : What's a light bulb? Revivalists? Whichever women are available... but If you don't speak in tongues we won't let you anywhere near our lightbulbs. Got it! Instagram and Twitter: @mothpete
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Rank：Poster Venti II Score：7160 Posts：343 From：Scotland Register：06/02/2007 11:02 AM	Re：How many does it take to change a lightbulb? Date Posted：20/12/2010 9:43 PMCopy HTML Very good Moth. Our Prezy minister made a joke like that about us, but instead of the predestination thing it was "None, you cant change anything". I think it was at a time he was getting some opposition about his wish to get rid of the old pews and replace them with modern comfy chairs. The great thing about the Presbyterian Church is that is demecratic. We had a vote, and got the new chairs. I guess we were pre-destined to have them. ¡uıɐƃɐ ʎɐqǝ ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ƃuıʎnq ɹǝʌǝu