http://revival.aimoo.comAimoo CityAimooen-USAimoo http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Revival-free-day-1-1170890.html cruel twist 2008-11-30 09:06:29.39 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Yet another beautiful day on the Sunny Coast without revival how great it is to be alive and free of all that crap!Try it you might like it!Hi Mothy http://revival.aimoo.com/category/FAO-moderator-Technical-proble-1-1101152.html Jeremiah99 2008-11-09 21:15:03.64 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic This may not be the correct place but I can't find any other way of making contact about this problem. What happens is that if I am not logged in, I can browse all forums, but not post, which is probably correct.But if I am logged in, on the RF or RCI forums when I try to select a topic (not to post http://revival.aimoo.com/category/mister-moderator-1-1079116.html Disciple 2008-11-02 17:45:19.59 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic I like the new logo at the top of the page !! You have done well !!It is is so loud !!D. http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Quote-of-the-day-Banking-Threa-1-1067707.html misterkilometres 2008-10-28 10:45:36.763 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Hello Everyone,The following was sent to me by a friend, and I thought it pertinent to share:Quote of the Week'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, f http://revival.aimoo.com/category/AAADD-KNOW-THE-SYMPTOMS-1-1066091.html brolga 2008-10-27 12:25:51.61 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic  AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS....PLEASE READ ON!  Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself:I decide to water my garden. A http://revival.aimoo.com/category/To-Eric-on-Greek-1-1054829.html Didaktikon 2008-10-19 16:37:41.047 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Eric, chaire.As you continue to study your Greek New Testament, take heart and draw strength from the following comments of Desiderius Erasmus, the Roman Catholic priest and scholar who, as you know, produced the Greek text which underpins the KJV:Latin scholarship, however elaborate, is maimed and http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Futile-Lives-Is-it-really-necc-1-1050952.html misterkilometres 2008-10-10 19:10:41.043 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Hello,Just a few things I am struggling with lately, and my reasoning behind them.For the last ten years or so I have been really struggling with the fact that my life seems like a Mc Donalds existance.You grow older, you get a mortgage, you get a reasonable career at a large corporation, you drive http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Nine-Words-1-1044877.html brolga 2008-09-26 17:00:55.437 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic 9 WORDS WOMEN USE                  (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minute http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Evening-Classes-for-Men-Only-1-1036433.html Sea Urchin 2008-08-13 14:19:46.45 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic  AVAILABLE NOW - EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN ONLYNote: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.The course covers two days, and topics covered on this course include:  DAY ONE:- TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?Round http://revival.aimoo.com/category/A-little-familiar-1-1031856.html brolga 2008-07-21 21:24:28.45 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic   A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them, 'We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.'The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Shit-fuck-or-hallelujah-1-1022332.html dogmafree 2008-07-09 16:23:19.53 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Thought I'd run this trivial little question by you all..........Reading about Ian's nasty accident on his mountain bike, I wonder what the first thing was that he uttered?  But this is not about Ian. (REALLY).  Its just that I sometimes entertain myself with weird shit like this, and muse http://revival.aimoo.com/category/The-Christian-Hanky-Code-1-1022294.html MothandRust 2008-05-10 08:47:59.353 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic In 1208 Christian armed forces attacked the town of Beziers, France slaughtering 20,000 men, women and children accused of heresy. When the commanding legate, Arnaud, was asked how to tell the heretics from the believers he answered, 'Kill them all, let God sort them out.' (1)Today, as Christians mi http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Sort-out-squabbles-and-differe-1-1021437.html Episkopeo 2008-05-05 12:40:32.483 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Hi all,Chat box over the last day or so had become a fit frenetic.  The common cause (righting the wrongs of Rev) had been forgotten in the heat of the forum family feud.  I'm sure like most family feuds there will be no hard feelings with the fff.Many years ago my husband was a member of http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Re-badged-1-1021178.html Talmid 2008-06-03 10:25:40.903 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Guys,For now I've decided to re-badge myself from 'RF_on_the_edge' to 'talmid'.For a while I considered following Prince and using TPFKARFOTE (The Poster Formerly Known As RF_On_The_Edge), but I figure I'd make too many typos logging in! http://revival.aimoo.com/category/new-pet-1-1019312.html cruel twist 2008-03-24 13:38:59.11 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede,which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box home, found a http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Wondered-what-Moses-did-in-his-1-1019102.html brolga 2008-03-20 19:32:26.153 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic http://revival.aimoo.com/category/cartoon-1-1016956.html cruel twist 2008-02-19 08:58:36.557 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic http://revival.aimoo.com/category/anagrams-1-1016530.html cruel twist 2008-02-13 13:25:10.13 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic An anagram of REVIVAL is VIAL REV http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Do-you-enjoy-a-good-arguement-1-1013744.html my_dogs_on_fire 2008-01-31 18:01:45.827 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Do you enjoy a good arguement?    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM  http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Hmmm-Not-Bad-1-1013500.html Glad-to be out 2008-01-06 21:24:58.057 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic   Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two ho http://revival.aimoo.com/category/COMPETITION-How-GAY-IS-YOUR-CU-1-1012246.html Guest 2007-12-18 00:25:51.56 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic  Hi !!Okay, here goes..... COMPETITION - How GAY IS YOUR CULT !!Did (do!) you have any suspicions that something wasn't quite right in your chosen Cult ? Did your pastor smile coquetishly at you, or admire your strapping young lad/girl?Did your teaching or assembly contain unorthodox rules and http://revival.aimoo.com/category/So-do-you-think-you-can-tell-1-1004143.html Guest 2007-11-22 03:56:16.983 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic   So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,blue skies from pain.Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?A smile from a veil?Do you think you can tell?And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees?Hot air for a cool breeze?Cold comfort for change? http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Irish-Railway-Company-1-948364.html earth5 2007-07-14 02:41:19.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and>> Iarnrod Eireann of the Irish Railway Company:>>>> Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two>> years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every>> day. I am t http://revival.aimoo.com/category/JUST-A-CUTE-JOKE-1-946471.html Glad-to be out 2007-10-20 18:46:14.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him.She wanted to give him thefeeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle it.She asked a neighborif shewould please follow him to sc http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Time-For-Some-Humour-1-944410.html motmot 2008-08-06 13:44:34.26 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic The nearer the Church, the further from God . a sermon from Lancelot Andrewes ..........................An apology for the Devil : it must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case . God has written all the books .Samuel Butlerthere is more if you want. http://revival.aimoo.com/category/SATAN-in-Church-1-930195.html anon1 2007-08-08 01:34:03.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Sorry girls - it 's a little sexist !People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.Soon everyone had exited the http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Was-Jesus-actually-a-woman-1-927246.html dogmafree 2007-01-17 16:37:49.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic I wonder? There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Brian-s-Mum-1-910595.html dogmafree 2007-08-19 00:34:53.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer, was. Brian's Mum had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious Over th http://revival.aimoo.com/category/The-Real-Old-Testament-1-905997.html MothandRust 2007-06-08 03:00:00.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic One of those movies that's better than the bookJust when you think life is getting too weird and the funniest stuff has all been done: Paris Hilton is in Prison; 27 million dollar Creation museums open up; another Rambo movie is in production... you think all is lost and there can't possibly be anyt http://revival.aimoo.com/category/left-brain-right-brain-1-885421.html earth5 2008-07-15 08:20:05.077 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic test found in the brissy courier mail go to it and watch the image to see if your are left or right brain, will come as no surprise to ian and others that i am a right brain as per graph belowLEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONSRIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONSuses logicuses feelingdetail oriented"big picture" orientedfacts ru http://revival.aimoo.com/category/News-Acts-essay-1-878339.html Didaktikon 2007-10-16 16:55:35.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic All, hola. A very quick note to advise any interested parties that I'm in the process of writing a completely new essay on the book of Acts, and the way that selected passages therein are regularly misinterpreted and wrested by the Revivalist churches. This is likely to be mydefinitivework on the su http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Feed-one-another-1-875547.html dogmafree 2007-08-12 04:46:04.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like." The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle http://revival.aimoo.com/category/The-Which-Biblical-Villain-Are-1-866049.html MothandRust 2007-04-14 05:55:04.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic CainYou scored 65% Pride, 77% Envy, 12% Ambition, and 70% Deceitfulness!You are Cain, the world's first murderer and one of the Bible's first villains. You murdered your brother in cold blood just because God liked your brother's offering more than He liked yours. Only an envious/cruel person could http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Poll-SCAM-BEWARE-1-843933.html steamylee 2006-07-02 21:05:12.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Generally, I hate the warnings that get sent around, but I have toadmit that this one is important. Please protect everyone you know bysending this to your entire email list.If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a surveyand asks you to show him your bum, DO NOT show him your bu http://revival.aimoo.com/category/the-wonders-of-the-woman-1-826796.html earth5 2007-05-03 12:30:08.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Thought you girls may like thisThe WomanWhen God created woman he was working late on the 6th dayAn angel came by and said: "Why spend so much time on that one?"And the Lord answered:"Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her ?""She must be washable, but not made of plastic, h http://revival.aimoo.com/category/English-class-1-792868.html dogmafree 2006-11-25 08:31:49.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado for an Actual class assignment: The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a New form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person Will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate ri http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Leafleting-did-you-ever-use-CH-1-790240.html anon1 2006-10-31 07:43:09.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Aaah........Happy memories.......all those hours handing out those tracts to people: RCI/CAI leaflets and of course the ever-green Chick tracts......Came across this site today..... very fun, some dark humour included !!! It'll make a few smile when you check through their "archive".http://www.weird http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Oh-I-wish-I-was-a-punk-rocker--1-783463.html bindi 2006-10-01 20:21:36.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic OK... this is my dribble for the day! lolSitting here after a lovely afternoon of doing gardening in the sunshine then takin a walk down to my local river and watching the dolphins swim by, I couldnt help but think of how caught up we get sometimes with lifes problems. I guess watchingTerri Irwinsin http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Visiting-Brisbane-1-778388.html Didaktikon 2007-10-04 04:35:10.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Hi, all. Just a short note to advise that I'll be visiting Brisbane for a week during mid October with work, so I'll try to make time to catch up with anyone from there who might wish to meet me , "in the flesh", so to speakBlessings, Ian http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Moth-Lover-1-747496.html MothandRust 2007-04-21 21:45:00.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Grandmother is Grand Moth LoverWealthy widow funds expensive PR campaign for mothsMoth placement in 50 Cent video aims for street credibility, while print ads feature model in sexy moth bikini with invisible strings.Marjorie McDonald has a very unique bumper sticker on the back of her SUV. She had t http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Growing-old-Gracefully-1-743240.html earth5 2007-04-02 22:23:44.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Growing old Gracefully?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" />A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,"I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.."The barte http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Top-Ten-Signs-You-re-a-Fundame-1-736121.html worriedmum 2007-12-16 05:30:38.95 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9- You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, bu http://revival.aimoo.com/category/history-of-religion-in-90-seco-1-735987.html mf doom 2006-12-20 17:35:03.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic http://revival.aimoo.com/category/church-notices-1-716528.html earth5 2007-08-09 16:44:25.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:(Winter, 2007 Release)?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" />--------------------------The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes http://revival.aimoo.com/category/What-is-the-silliest-thing-you-1-716376.html illegal alien 2006-10-16 06:42:06.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic I used to hide my xmas tree before this brother would visit me thank God it's was only once a year!! He since escaped the cult but since joined a slinter group not so good.Think outside the box http://revival.aimoo.com/category/why-we-shouldnt-judge-1-686748.html break free 2007-04-23 04:36:10.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights, nor its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp-- the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics, and the trash... There stood that kid from seventh grade Who http://revival.aimoo.com/category/and-another-funny-1-618382.html earth5 2007-05-03 03:34:02.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic A tour bus driver is driving with a bus loadOf seniors down a highway When he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,Which he gratefully munches up.After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulderAgain and she hands him another handful of peanuts.She http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Funny-pics-If-girls-controlled-1-610524.html MothandRust 2007-04-22 07:13:35.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Girl power - If women controlled the world(who says they don't?) http://revival.aimoo.com/category/what-you-partner-does-whilst-y-1-607580.html earth5 2007-04-02 22:08:32.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic 12 March 2005Jon WalkerStore ManagerKmart store 4855Summit Ridge, Reno, NV, 89503Mrs. Fenton35 Rasmussen StreetMoores Park, Reno, NV, 89503Dear Mrs. Fenton,During the preceding 6 months our security staff has been monitoring your husbands activities while in our store. Thelist below details his offe http://revival.aimoo.com/category/women-1-604719.html earth5 2007-04-10 12:56:45.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home f