http://revival.aimoo.comAimoo CityAimooen-USAimoo http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Messianic-Jewry-1-1660241.html Metanoian 2009-11-20 17:11:48.567 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Nice Youtube on Messianic Jewry. If you are not Ian, best use the English subtitles. Strange that Jews on becoming Christians still insist on circumcising their sons ... http://revival.aimoo.com/category/funny-1-1632369.html Metanoian 2009-10-07 13:49:49.107 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Question:  How do you circumcise a whale ???Answer: Send down four skindivers ... .... http://revival.aimoo.com/category/THIS-ONE-S-FOR-URCHY-1-1630229.html Metanoian 2009-10-05 10:46:10.827 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic http://revival.aimoo.com/category/To-Fremde-1-1625006.html Metanoian 2009-10-01 18:53:26.28 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Hi JohnI think St Jerome may have been, in particular, speaking of those that saw the church as a place to do business to make gain from. This is anathema to me. I would rather do something for material at cost, and free labour, than to be accountable for usury and or extortion.JohnYes our local http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Didaktikos-1-1624300.html Metanoian 2009-09-29 06:33:31.387 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Ian, How did you do those lovely diagram lines on page 4 of "Revivalist dogma and the Book of Acts" ??? were you using MS-Word.??? those lines pointing with arrows from chapter 2 to chapter 10 and apostles to apostles is quite impressive buddy.. Certainly makes for a smarter presenting or more reade http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Funny-one-from-Brolga-1-1611886.html escaped 2009-09-16 11:50:28.8 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised God doesn't work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Sexual-Misconduct-in-the-Clergy-1-1611086.html Metanoian 2009-09-13 10:34:18.5 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Hi All,I received this interesting note in my email today for "Ministry Today" :Approximately one in 10 people have attended a church in which a congregational leader was involved in sexual misconduct. That's the latest (albeit bleak) finding from a Baylor University study that includes more than http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Attention-Ralph-1-1607838.html Metanoian 2009-09-10 14:04:55.423 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Well Ralph it is coming to THAT time of the year again !!! and my tip is a Grand Final between Saint Kilda and Geelong and I will be going for:Blessings my Geelong Friend.Metanoia http://revival.aimoo.com/category/New-and-Improved-Forums-1-1556100.html AJay97 2009-07-16 09:08:38.903 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Howdy Y’all I recently left the Revival Fellowship and have started a new work. Not a new work really just continuing to do what we have always done absent the politics, i.e. Signs, wonders, miracles etc I notice that a lot of people here spend a considerable time arguing incidental dribble with I http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Ode-to-the-RCI-1-1543362.html Metanoian 2009-07-03 14:01:28.64 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Old MacLongfield had a Revival Centre  E I E I Ohh.And in this Revival Centre He had his own King James Bible E I E I OhWith a prooftext here and a prooftext there, Here there every where a prooftext completely out of context ...Old MacLongfield had a Revival Centre E I E IIIII OHHHH...... http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Life-1-1481587.html Guest 2009-08-18 08:11:27.077 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic LIFE  Summary of Life  GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:  1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.4) http://revival.aimoo.com/category/A-gathering-1-1411974.html Didaktikon 2009-03-22 13:42:24.02 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Hi, all.I've been toying with an idea for a while now, and the GRC-themed BBQs have given a little form and substance to my thoughts. We all know that there are literally thousands of former Revivalists throughout Australia, with many of them located in the southern states. And while each of the 'bi http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Mudamuckla-1-1390233.html Guest 2009-03-01 14:29:09.94 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Prayer-1-1361915.html Glad-to be out 2009-02-12 10:53:09.72 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise  for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Tom had a terrible bicycle wreck, and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating&nb http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Retirement-Dinner-1-1334694.html dogmafree 2009-02-01 14:46:56.343 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Retirement Dinner A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decide http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Hello-friend-new-Job-oppurtunities-in-Geelong-1-1263635.html sanyol 2009-01-02 13:37:10.937 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Hello Friends I am new here and happy new here to all.I wanted to suggest you that if youu are looking for suggest I would help you as I got job easily in my place and also my dream job .Geelong jobs for you Go for it. http://revival.aimoo.com/category/The-Wizards-of-Eng-1-1184246.html misterkilometres 2008-12-05 11:46:42.61 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic THE WIZARDS OF ENGBeing a Brief History of the Land of Oz, as Recorded by Philgarlick the Scribe Translated from the Original by H. J. MillardI, Philgarlick the Scribe, a dweller in the tents of Oz, being full of years and like unto a snail with the rheumatism, do write these things, tha http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Revival-free-day-1-1170890.html cruel twist 2008-11-30 09:06:29.39 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Yet another beautiful day on the Sunny Coast without revival how great it is to be alive and free of all that crap!Try it you might like it!Hi Mothy http://revival.aimoo.com/category/FAO-moderator-Technical-problem-with-the-RF-and-RCI-forums-1-1101152.html Jeremiah99 2008-11-09 21:15:03.64 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic This may not be the correct place but I can't find any other way of making contact about this problem. What happens is that if I am not logged in, I can browse all forums, but not post, which is probably correct.But if I am logged in, on the RF or RCI forums when I try to select a topic (not to post http://revival.aimoo.com/category/mister-moderator-1-1079116.html Guest 2008-11-02 17:45:19.59 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic I like the new logo at the top of the page !! You have done well !!It is is so loud !!D. http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Quote-of-the-day-Banking-Threat-1-1067707.html misterkilometres 2008-10-28 10:45:36.763 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Hello Everyone,The following was sent to me by a friend, and I thought it pertinent to share:Quote of the Week'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, f http://revival.aimoo.com/category/AAADD-KNOW-THE-SYMPTOMS-1-1066091.html Guest 2008-10-27 12:25:51.61 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic  AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS....PLEASE READ ON!  Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself:I decide to water my garden. A http://revival.aimoo.com/category/To-Eric-on-Greek-1-1054829.html Didaktikon 2008-10-19 16:37:41.047 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Eric, chaire.As you continue to study your Greek New Testament, take heart and draw strength from the following comments of Desiderius Erasmus, the Roman Catholic priest and scholar who, as you know, produced the Greek text which underpins the KJV:Latin scholarship, however elaborate, is maimed and http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Futile-Lives-Is-it-really-neccesarry-1-1050952.html misterkilometres 2008-10-10 19:10:41.043 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Hello,Just a few things I am struggling with lately, and my reasoning behind them.For the last ten years or so I have been really struggling with the fact that my life seems like a Mc Donalds existance.You grow older, you get a mortgage, you get a reasonable career at a large corporation, you drive http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Nine-Words-1-1044877.html Guest 2008-09-26 17:00:55.437 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic 9 WORDS WOMEN USE                  (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minute http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Evening-Classes-for-Men-Only-1-1036433.html Sea Urchin 2008-08-13 14:19:46.45 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic  AVAILABLE NOW - EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN ONLYNote: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.The course covers two days, and topics covered on this course include:  DAY ONE:- TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?Round http://revival.aimoo.com/category/A-little-familiar-1-1031856.html Guest 2008-07-21 21:24:28.45 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic   A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them, 'We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.'The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Food-For-Thought-1-1024564.html Never too Late 2008-06-03 10:52:08.31 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Three things in life that, once gone, never come back 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity              Three things in life that can destroy a person       1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness          Three things in life that you http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Shit-fuck-or-hallelujah-1-1022332.html dogmafree 2008-07-09 16:23:19.53 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Thought I'd run this trivial little question by you all..........Reading about Ian's nasty accident on his mountain bike, I wonder what the first thing was that he uttered?  But this is not about Ian. (REALLY).  Its just that I sometimes entertain myself with weird shit like this, and muse http://revival.aimoo.com/category/The-Christian-Hanky-Code-1-1022294.html MothandRust 2008-05-10 08:47:59.353 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic In 1208 Christian armed forces attacked the town of Beziers, France slaughtering 20,000 men, women and children accused of heresy. When the commanding legate, Arnaud, was asked how to tell the heretics from the believers he answered, 'Kill them all, let God sort them out.' (1)Today, as Christians mi http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Sort-out-squabbles-and-differences-quickly-1-1021437.html Episkopeo 2008-05-05 12:40:32.483 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Hi all,Chat box over the last day or so had become a fit frenetic.  The common cause (righting the wrongs of Rev) had been forgotten in the heat of the forum family feud.  I'm sure like most family feuds there will be no hard feelings with the fff.Many years ago my husband was a member of http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Re-badged-1-1021178.html Talmid 2008-06-03 10:25:40.903 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Guys,For now I've decided to re-badge myself from 'RF_on_the_edge' to 'talmid'.For a while I considered following Prince and using TPFKARFOTE (The Poster Formerly Known As RF_On_The_Edge), but I figure I'd make too many typos logging in! http://revival.aimoo.com/category/new-pet-1-1019312.html cruel twist 2008-03-24 13:38:59.11 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede,which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box home, found a http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Wondered-what-Moses-did-in-his-spare-time-1-1019102.html Guest 2008-03-20 19:32:26.153 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic http://revival.aimoo.com/category/cartoon-1-1016956.html cruel twist 2008-02-19 08:58:36.557 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic http://revival.aimoo.com/category/anagrams-1-1016530.html cruel twist 2008-02-13 13:25:10.13 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic An anagram of REVIVAL is VIAL REV http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Do-you-enjoy-a-good-arguement-1-1013744.html my_dogs_on_fire 2008-01-31 18:01:45.827 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Do you enjoy a good arguement?    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM  http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Hmmm-Not-Bad-1-1013500.html Glad-to be out 2008-01-06 21:24:58.057 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic   Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two ho http://revival.aimoo.com/category/COMPETITION-How-GAY-IS-YOUR-CULT-1-1012246.html Guest 2007-12-18 00:25:51.56 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic  Hi !!Okay, here goes..... COMPETITION - How GAY IS YOUR CULT !!Did (do!) you have any suspicions that something wasn't quite right in your chosen Cult ? Did your pastor smile coquetishly at you, or admire your strapping young lad/girl?Did your teaching or assembly contain unorthodox rules and http://revival.aimoo.com/category/So-do-you-think-you-can-tell-1-1004143.html Guest 2007-11-22 03:56:16.983 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic   So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,blue skies from pain.Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?A smile from a veil?Do you think you can tell?And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees?Hot air for a cool breeze?Cold comfort for change? http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Irish-Railway-Company-1-948364.html earth5 2007-07-14 02:41:19.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and>> Iarnrod Eireann of the Irish Railway Company:>>>> Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two>> years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every>> day. I am t http://revival.aimoo.com/category/JUST-A-CUTE-JOKE-1-946471.html Glad-to be out 2007-10-20 18:46:14.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him.She wanted to give him thefeeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle it.She asked a neighborif shewould please follow him to sc http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Time-For-Some-Humour-1-944410.html motmot 2008-08-06 13:44:34.26 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic The nearer the Church, the further from God . a sermon from Lancelot Andrewes ..........................An apology for the Devil : it must be remembered that we have heard only one side of the case . God has written all the books .Samuel Butlerthere is more if you want. http://revival.aimoo.com/category/SATAN-in-Church-1-930195.html anon1 2007-08-08 01:34:03.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Sorry girls - it 's a little sexist !People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.Soon everyone had exited the http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Was-Jesus-actually-a-woman-1-927246.html dogmafree 2007-01-17 16:37:49.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic I wonder? There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Brian-s-Mum-1-910595.html dogmafree 2007-08-19 00:34:53.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer, was. Brian's Mum had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious Over th http://revival.aimoo.com/category/The-Real-Old-Testament-1-905997.html MothandRust 2007-06-08 03:00:00.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic One of those movies that's better than the bookJust when you think life is getting too weird and the funniest stuff has all been done: Paris Hilton is in Prison; 27 million dollar Creation museums open up; another Rambo movie is in production... you think all is lost and there can't possibly be anyt http://revival.aimoo.com/category/left-brain-right-brain-1-885421.html earth5 2008-07-15 08:20:05.077 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic test found in the brissy courier mail go to it and watch the image to see if your are left or right brain, will come as no surprise to ian and others that i am a right brain as per graph belowLEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONSRIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONSuses logicuses feelingdetail oriented"big picture" orientedfacts ru http://revival.aimoo.com/category/News-Acts-essay-1-878339.html Didaktikon 2007-10-16 16:55:35.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic All, hola. A very quick note to advise any interested parties that I'm in the process of writing a completely new essay on the book of Acts, and the way that selected passages therein are regularly misinterpreted and wrested by the Revivalist churches. This is likely to be mydefinitivework on the su http://revival.aimoo.com/category/Feed-one-another-1-875547.html dogmafree 2007-08-12 04:46:04.0 STUFF & NONSENSE - Joke, Games, Links, Interests and off topic A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like." The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle