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The Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his sermon.

He placed four worms into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol – DEAD

The second worm in cigarette smoke – DEAD

The third worm in chocolate syrup – DEAD

The fourth worm in good clean soil – ALIVE

So the Minister asked the congregation - What did you learn from this demonstration???

A lad at the back quickly raised his hand and said "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"